elinhillar

lägger ut denna fina "dikt grej" jag hitta bara för jag har de bästa vännerna som finns ;)
jag älskar er tjejer! ni är bäst! ♥
  

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff.
A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"